So what’s with SPANX and other Shape Wear? Are they not girdles with a new name?
Unless you are a female, who came of age in the 1950s, 60s, and early 70s, what I am about to write will undoubtedly make no sense to you at all.
We took our undergarments seriously. We wore flared skirts with as many can can slips under them as we could afford. Our dresses stood out like umbrellas. Sitting required carefully folding the skirt and slips so that they did not pop up exposing more than any young lady should. I only owned two, but some girls wore at least seven or eight. School desks presented a clear and present danger.
Following can cans we moved into the era of matching sweater skirt sets with tight fitting straight skirts, which required a girdle. No young lady wanted a pouchy stomach, we would rather endure shallow breathing.
Then came the Age of Aquarius, binding underwear, elaborate undergarments like can cans became symbols of bondage . . .with some extremists burning bras. WE WERE FREE!
‘Were’ is the operative word in that last sentence. Because they are back. Of course the design, the products, the materials have changed, but the intent is the same: Squeeze it in, push it up, rearrange the flesh. And vintage dresses, 50s styles, with can cans–still challenging those inclined to sit.
I am pretty sure that if anyone reads this, they are going to wonder “Where is she going with this? Isn’t this supposed to be a Thanksgiving post? She sure does not sound grateful.”
With all that is happening in the world, war, refugees, terrorism, political yammering, with all that is happening in my neck of the woods, I am thankful. I can sit here for a few moments in the quietness of the evening, college football on the TV, and consider not the circle of life but the circle of women’s undergarments.
It doesn’t make the world different. Back in the 50s when we were wearing our can cans, outside our town, a missle silo was built. We watched films about nuclear bomb attacks. We walked with books on our heads for posture, squeezed into girdles, during the Cuba Missle Crisis. As the restrictive garments came off, young men and women went to Viet Nam. Sometimes your head just needs to entertain frivolous musings for sanity’s sake. Sometimes in the midst of a wake you need to laugh.
I am so thankful to God for allowing me to wander away from the weighty issues in my life and in the world, if only for a few moments, because it refreshes me like hearing children’s laughter. It does not diminish my concern for the hurting, hungry, and homeless. In fact it allows me to return to prayer, consider how to respond, and take action with fresh perspective.
Some times you just gotta break out the CAN CANS and DANCE!